I hate to break it to you but…

princess-purp:

Contrary to what most “stoner girls” on tumblr do, I don’t smoke weed in my fucking underwear 24/7, I don’t put on shitty music, and I don’t try to shake my ass during bong rips or dabs.

Hate to break it to you guys butttt I just smoke weed like the rest of ya.

d0ntletjackdrive:

taylex has come and passed

lisex will never last

wake me up

when hiding jalex ends

alexgasxarth:

*tour guide voice*

now, if you take a look to your left, you can see one half of the all time low fandom giving love to lisa and apologising for shitty fans

and if you look to your right, you can see the other half of the all time low fandom dying of taylex feels

and if you look straight ahead, you can see alex gaskarth wandering how the fuck this all happened

bands-have-destroyed-me:

me in class: *fantasizes about bands*

me at home: *thinks about bands*

me while being lectured: *thinks about how much more fun a concert would be than this

me with my friends: *thinks about how cool it would be to be friends with bands*

me at night: *scrolls threw tumblr crying bc feels caused by bands and starting to hate them for making me feel this way but still loving them and finally passes out from crying and laughing so damn much*

(via always-alltimelow)

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via ohdanhowells)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets, via thatyamperson)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via sweetmintycho)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via swaggiesauceandyolos)